Author: Jeff (Page 1 of 4)
The Wit And Wisdom Of Horace B. Miesner

Live every day like it’s your last, and eventually, you’ll be right.
WRYL – The Voice of the Great Up North
Dear Jadja,
I know boys will be boys, but my ‘boy’ is seventy-three and he’s still chasing women. Any suggestions?
Emily
Dear Emily,
Don’t worry. My dog has been chasing cars for years, but if he ever caught one, he wouldn’t know what to do with it.
Jadja


Chapter 6: Unexpected Bounty and Lingering Mysteries
Ethan awoke the next morning to the familiar quiet of the old house. His morning routine was simple: a quick wash with the remaining water in his bucket, a meager portion of peanut butter on a cracker, and a survey of his dwindling food supply. The reality was stark. Despite his careful rationing, the peanut butter and crackers were nearing their end. Two, maybe three days at most. He needed to find another source of sustenance, and soon.
Before venturing outside, Ethan decided to explore the house’s electrical system more thoroughly. The living room lamp was a beacon of hope, but he needed to know if the rest of the house was similarly functional. He rummaged through the kitchen drawers and cabinets, hoping to find spare light bulbs. His search yielded two. He tested them in the floor lamp – both worked. Tucked away in a pantry, he also discovered a small metal step ladder, surprisingly sturdy despite its age.
Armed with a bulb and the ladder, Ethan ascended the creaking stairs to the second floor. He tested the ceiling lights in the bedrooms, the bathroom, and the hallway. To his relief, the switches and fixtures all worked, casting pools of light in the dusty rooms. However, the light in the hallway closet remained stubbornly dark. The switch did nothing. The closet door stood slightly ajar, and Ethan felt a faint breeze emanating from within. Curiosity tugged at him, but the impenetrable darkness deterred him. Without a working light, venturing into the unknown depths of the closet seemed foolish. He closed the door and moved on.
In one of the bedrooms, he found a table lamp. He tested it, along with the wall outlets in each of the upstairs rooms. Most were functional. Satisfied with his initial assessment of the electricity, Ethan located some yellowed paper and a stubby pencil in a desk drawer. He sharpened the pencil with his pocketknife and began to sketch a diagram of the upper floor, meticulously noting which lights, switches, and outlets were working and which were not.
As he made his way back downstairs, a strange sensation prickled at the back of his neck. Ethan paused on the landing, listening intently. Faint footsteps, like someone walking softly through the house, drifted up from the main level. He could also hear hushed whispers, too indistinct to understand. Ethan’s heart pounded. Has someone else entered the house? He hurried down the remaining stairs and searched every room on the main floor, his senses on high alert. But he found no one. Ethan checked outside, peering around the front and back of the house. The silent town remained undisturbed.
The only anomaly was the persistent aroma that permeated the air – the unmistakable scent of freshly baked apple pie. It lingered in every room, growing stronger as Ethan moved through the house.
Ethan continued his inspection of the main level’s electrical system, drawing another diagram and noting his findings. Hunger gnawed at his stomach, a stark reminder of his dwindling supplies. He went out back to the pump, washed his face and hands in the icy water, and filled his bucket for drinking.
As dusk began to paint the sky, Ethan plugged in the living room lamp, its warm glow a comforting presence against the encroaching darkness. He sat down and slowly ate half of his last peanut butter sandwich, washing it down with a glass of the cold water. The sweet, tantalizing smell of apple pie was becoming almost unbearable, amplifying his hunger.
Where was it coming from? Ethan wandered through the main floor, trying to pinpoint the source. The aroma grew stronger as he approached the kitchen. He moved slowly around the room, his nose twitching, until he reached the basement door. The smell was significantly more potent here.
Ethan remembered the oppressive darkness that had greeted him the last time he had tentatively opened the door. Now, the lure of the apple pie was a powerful draw. Ethan opened the door and reached for the light switch at the top of the basement stairs and flipped it. A brief spark flared, and then a dim light illuminated the stairwell.
Ethan could now see the steep wooden steps descending into the gloom. He cautiously stepped onto the first tread. It creaked under his weight. The air grew cooler, carrying a stronger whiff of cinnamon and baked apples. Ethan descended slowly, his eyes adjusting to the dim light. The basement was larger than he had imagined, with rough brick foundation walls.
To his left, a sturdy workbench was cluttered with tools, an assortment of nuts, bolts, and nails scattered across its surface. Nearby, shelves were stacked high with cardboard boxes labeled with faded markers: “Christmas Decorations,” “Winter Gear,” “Towels,” “Toys,” “Clothes” and more. Ethan made a mental note of their contents. “What an adventure this will be,” he murmured to himself.
In the opposite corner, he spotted a hot water tank. Its switch was flipped to “Off”. Next to it stood a water pump, remarkably similar to the one at his grandparents’ old cabin. Its switch was in the “Off” position. Ethan flipped it on. Nothing. The pump remained silent.
His gaze then fell upon a large, gray fuse box mounted on the wall. Most of the fuses looked intact, but two were clearly blown. Ethan carefully unscrewed the damaged fuses and returned to the workbench, sifting through various small containers until he found a few spares that matched. He carefully screwed the new fuses into the fuse box.
Ethan returned to the water pump and flipped the switch again. This time, a low hum filled the air, lasting for a few seconds before the familiar chugging sound of a working pump began. He could actually hear water filling the pipes overhead. Next to the pump, there was an old-fashioned washtub. Ethan cautiously turned on the cold water tap. The pipes rattled and groaned as air escaped, followed by a few sputtering bursts before a steady stream of cold water flowed into the tub. Ethan’s eyes widened in disbelief. Running water. Indoor plumbing.
Ethan moved over to the hot water tank. He could hear the faint sound of water filling the tank. Ethan remembered his grandfather’s warning: never turn on a hot water tank until it’s full. That would have to wait.
Then, Ethan noticed a door tucked away behind the staircase. Curiosity piqued, he opened it. A rush of cool, earthy air escaped. He found a light switch inside and flipped it on, revealing a root cellar. Rows upon rows of glass jars lined the shelves, filled with preserved food. Pickles, peaches, applesauce – the labels were faded but legible. He even saw jars of what looked like canned chicken stew and various soups, the dates on the labels ranging from 1956 to 1961. Ethan was astounded. He carefully selected a jar of pickles and a jar of peaches. The seals were intact, the lids not bulging. He turned off the light and closed the root cellar door, a sense of relief washing over him.
He was about to head back upstairs when he remembered the hot water tank. He turned on the washtub’s hot water tap. After the initial rattling and sputtering, a steady stream of water flowed. He turned off the hot water tap and then turned on the hot water tank. A wave of anticipation filled Ethan’s mind. Hot water. The thought was almost luxurious.
Clutching the jars of pickles and peaches, Ethan made his way back upstairs, turning off the basement light and closing the door behind him. He placed the jars in his cooler in the living room. Just as he did, a loud buzzer went off in the kitchen, making him jump.
He rushed into the kitchen to find the stove’s timer buzzing away. The oven was on, radiating heat. He quickly turned off the timer and then the oven. On a whim, he tried the burners. They all worked. The smell of apple pie was still strong, almost mocking him.
“There’s nothing in the oven, is there?” Ethan muttered to himself, a sense of unease creeping in. Slowly, hesitantly, he opened the oven door. A wave of warm, sweet apple pie aroma filled the kitchen. And there it was. A freshly baked apple pie, golden brown and steaming gently.
Ethan stared at it in disbelief. He grabbed his towel from the living room, carefully removed the hot pie from the oven, and placed it on the stovetop. Ethan stood there, gazing at the unexpected bounty, his mind reeling.
Then, a low hum filled the kitchen, and the refrigerator came to life. Ethan froze, unsure whether to open the refrigerator door. He closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and pulled the refrigerator door open. A rush of cold air escaped, as if it had been running continuously. Ethan opened his eyes and saw a single glass bottle of milk on the top shelf. He took it out. It was ice cold, the seal intact. A knot of apprehension tightened in his stomach. This was beyond coincidence.
Ethan carefully peeled off the seal and cautiously sniffed the milk. It wasn’t sour. Taking another deep breath, he took a small sip. It was incredible – rich, creamy, and tasted like it had come straight from a farm. He set the bottle down, a mixture of relief and bewilderment swirling within him.
Ethan rummaged through the kitchen drawers and cabinets until he found a knife, fork, and plate. He wiped them clean with his towel, then carefully cut a slice of the warm apple pie and placed it on the plate. The fork slid easily through the flaky crust. He took a bite. It was heavenly. Ethan closed his eyes, a wave of nostalgia washing over him as he remembered his grandmother’s apple pie and a cold glass of milk from his childhood. The taste and smell transported him back to simpler times.
Later that evening, after savoring every last bite of the pie and the refreshing milk, Ethan lay on the couch, wrapped in the thin blanket, the soft glow of the lamp casting long shadows on the dusty walls. He reflected on the day’s unbelievable discoveries – running water, a hidden pantry of preserved food, and now, a freshly baked pie and cold milk appearing out of nowhere. Exhaustion finally claimed him, and he drifted off to sleep.
Later that night, a faint shimmer materialized in the living room. The ethereal figure of the woman floated silently towards the sleeping Ethan. She gazed down at him, a soft, almost sorrowful expression on her face. She gently placed several small, antique-looking items on the dusty coffee table. She turned off the lamp. Then, she leaned down and pressed a spectral kiss to his cheek. “I love you, Ethan,” she whispered, her voice barely audible, before fading back into the stillness of the night.
To be continued…
The Kid’s Guide to Raising Humans
WRYL – The Voice of the Great Up North


The story of the Church of Saint Helga in Royal is a testament to the transformative power of community, faith, and acceptance. Its journey from a humble beginning as a Lutheran church to a beacon of interfaith unity is a unique chapter in the history of Royal.
The Early Years: A Lutheran Foundation (1885-1902)
The year 1885 marked the genesis of the Church of Saint Helga. Founded as a Lutheran church, it held the distinction of being the first and only church in the small community of Royal. Under the guidance of its first pastor, Sven Jorgeson, Saint Helga’s served not only the residents of Royal but also families from the surrounding outlying areas who would gather every Sunday for services.
The church itself was a simple one-room log cabin, reflecting the pioneer spirit of the time. Initially heated by a fireplace, a donated wood stove later provided warmth during the colder months. The religious practices were strictly Lutheran, and those of other denominations who wished to participate were expected to either convert or simply attend the established services.
The Fire and a Period of Transition (1902-1908)
Tragedy struck in 1902 when the original log cabin church was destroyed by fire. This event, however, did not extinguish the community’s desire for spiritual gathering. For the next several years, services were held in an empty storefront located on Main Street, a temporary space that would unknowingly become the crucible for a profound transformation.
During this interim period, the town of Royal began to experience a significant shift in its demographics. It gradually attracted a diverse influx of artists, musicians, philosophers, writers, and actors from across the United States and even the world, evolving into a burgeoning artists’ colony. This new population brought with it a wide spectrum of beliefs, practices, and rituals, encompassing various religious faiths alongside agnosticism and atheism.
This created a unique and potentially volatile situation for the small town. How could a community as intimate as Royal maintain its cohesion amidst such diverse world views? What could have easily devolved into conflict instead blossomed into what many in Royal would later consider one of the most uplifting spiritual miracles in its history.
Rebuilding and Redefining Faith (1908-1909)
Throughout the years of holding services in the storefront, Pastor Sven Jorgeson diligently worked to raise funds for a new church building. His efforts, which included donations, raffles, church dinners, and a remarkable talent for shrewdly investing in emerging local businesses, proved successful. In April 1908, construction began on a new Saint Helga’s. This structure would be built of brick and feature a steeple and bell, a more permanent and prominent place of worship. Yet, in its design, it remained a plain and simple church.
Sadly, Pastor Sven Jorgeson passed away on July 7, 1908, and would not witness the completion of his vision. The new church was finished in September 1908, but the community now faced the challenge of finding a new spiritual leader.
Shortly after the church’s completion, a pivotal community meeting was held to determine its future. Recognizing the town’s newfound diversity, a groundbreaking decision was made: the Church of Saint Helga would become an all-inclusive church. It would stand independent of any specific denomination, embracing all faiths and beliefs. From this resolution emerged the Church of Saint Helga – The Church of Unconditional Love.
To solidify this new direction, a committee was formed, comprising a representative from every religious faith present in Royal. This diverse group embarked on the task of reviewing the practices, ceremonies, holidays, seasons, and aesthetics of all the represented beliefs. After much thoughtful deliberation and prayer, a Mission Statement was drafted and unanimously approved, laying the foundation for the Church of Saint Helga’s unique identity. This was followed by the creation of two more foundational documents: the Core Beliefs and Values of the Church of Saint Helga, and the Ethics and Morality of the Church of Saint Helga. These three documents became, and remain, the cornerstones of the church’s guiding principles.
William Brandenburg, who had served as the chairman of the Church Committee, was elected as the first Pastor of the newly envisioned church. Another committee was established to design the interior of the church, a particularly complex undertaking given the multitude of religious practices to consider. Throughout this period of planning and transformation, church services continued to be held in the familiar empty storefront, with different family members from various faiths taking turns leading the gatherings.

A New Beginning: The Church of Unconditional Love (1909-1949)
Sunday, January 3, 1909, marked a momentous occasion as the first Sunday service was held in the new Church of Saint Helga. The atmosphere was described as filled with an overwhelming sense of love and inclusion. Over the following months, the church services underwent further evolution, and the interior gradually took shape, reflecting the diverse spiritual landscape of the community.
Under the leadership of Pastor Brandenburg, the Church of Saint Helga and the town of Royal lived up to the ideals enshrined in their three core documents. Unconditional love was not merely a Sunday sermon topic but a lived reality, manifesting in acts of mercy and kindness that extended throughout Royal and its surrounding communities. For the next four decades, the church flourished, gaining recognition both nationally and internationally as a unique model of interfaith harmony.
A New Shepherd and a Quiet Closure (1949-1962)
In 1949, after forty years of dedicated service, Pastor Brandenburg retired. The church community began the search for a new spiritual leader. Their search led them to Pastor Dzef. During a family reunion held in Royal in the summer of 1949, Pastor Dzef attended a service at Saint Helga’s. He was deeply moved by the sense of peace and the inclusive nature of the service, where families from different backgrounds actively participated.
Following a conversation with Pastor Brandenburg and the church committee, Pastor Dzef was offered the position of Pastor, which he gratefully accepted and was ordained a few weeks later. Given the church’s financial situation, the position was unpaid, and Pastor Dzef sought employment and lodging within the community. He found a job at a local restaurant called “The Lunch Box Cafe,” working both at the counter and in the kitchen. This provided him with a unique opportunity to connect with families from Royal and neighboring towns. He rented a small apartment above the restaurant, which became the place where he penned his “Epistle to the People of Royal,” further solidifying his connection with the community.
Pastor Dzef remained a guiding presence at Saint Helga’s until the church ultimately closed its doors in 1962. While the reasons for its closure are not explicitly detailed, the legacy of the Church of Saint Helga as a testament to the power of unconditional love and interfaith unity in the face of diversity remains a significant and inspiring part of Royal’s history. The story of Saint Helga’s serves as a poignant reminder of the potential for harmony and understanding when communities embrace inclusivity and prioritize love above all else.
The Wit And Wisdom Of Horace B. Miesner

Follow your dreams, but maybe take a map.
WRYL – The Voice of the Great Up North

Pastor Dzef takes you into a language adventure. Learn Polish and sing along with the Lupinska sisters at the Royal VFW. Use these words in your English conversations and eventually you will become bi-lingual. Practice along with the Royal community. Watch for upcoming Polish language summer camps, Polish story time at the Royal Library and the Kielbasa eating contest at the Lunch Box Cafe
Who What When Where and Why
Kto (Kuhtoe) Who – Kto are you?
Co (Tso) What – Co is this?
Kiedy (Keeyehdee) When – Kiedy is the party?
Gdzie (Gdjay) Where – Gdzie is the money?
Dlaczego (Dlachaago) Why – Dlaczego are you even talking to me?
Dear Jadja,
Is it possible for a man to be in love with two women at the same time?
Josiah
Dear Josiah,
Yes, and also hazardous.
Jadja

The Kid’s Guide to Raising Humans
WRYL – The Voice of the Great Up North
Existential Angst and the Exploding Bagel Scene 1
Setting: A cramped, cluttered dorm room at the University of Wisconsin – Milwaukee, 1977. Posters of Ingmar Bergman and Bob Dylan compete for wall space.
Characters:
- JEFF (O.S.): (Narrator)
- LEONARD: (Intellectual, neurotic, wears thick glasses)
- STANLEY: (Obsessed with Hollywood, prone to grand pronouncements)
- MARVIN: (Quiet, sarcastic, perpetually unimpressed)
- DEBORAH: (Earnest, idealistic, trying to keep the group on track)
- CYNTHIA: (World-weary, chain-smokes imaginary cigarettes)
(SCENE START)
JEFF (O.S.): The late seventies. A time of disco, disillusionment, and for five hapless souls crammed into a dorm room that smelled faintly of stale coffee and unfulfilled potential, the daunting task of collaborative screenwriting. They were, as a collective, a walking film waiting to happen.
LEONARD: (Tapping a pen nervously) So, we were at the protagonist’s existential crisis, right? He’s just discovered that his pet goldfish, Bartholomew, believes himself to be Nietzsche reincarnated.
STANLEY: (Grandly) Leonard, darling, this is cinema! We need stakes! Bartholomew can’t just believe he’s Nietzsche. He has to act like Nietzsche! Imagine, a goldfish delivering pronouncements on the will to power! We’ll get Brando for the voiceover!
MARVIN: (Dryly) Brando’s probably busy arguing with his agent about the proper way to eat a sea cucumber.
DEBORAH: (Trying to sound positive) Okay, okay. Let’s not get sidetracked. The core of our story is about alienation in a post-industrial society, seen through the… unique… lens of a philosophical goldfish.
CYNTHIA: (Exhaling an imaginary plume of smoke) It’s all meaningless anyway. We’re all just fleeting moments in the vast, uncaring cosmos. Might as well have the goldfish join a punk band.
LEONARD: But the symbolism! The crushing weight of existence reflected in Bartholomew’s tiny, watery eyes!
STANLEY: Symbolism sells art-house tickets, Leonard. Explosions sell popcorn! We need a scene where Bartholomew, in a fit of nihilistic rage, blows up the fish tank!
MARVIN: How exactly does a goldfish blow up a fish tank? Does he swallow a tiny stick of dynamite?
DEBORAH: Maybe it’s a metaphor! For the protagonist’s inner turmoil!
CYNTHIA: Or maybe the goldfish just gets tired of the water. I know I am.
LEONARD: I was thinking more along the lines of Bartholomew having a profound dream sequence where he debates Schopenhauer.
STANLEY: Dream sequences are boring! Unless there are laser beams! Bartholomew could have laser eyes! He’s a super-Nietzsche-goldfish!
MARVIN: We’re supposed to be writing a serious screenplay, not a Saturday morning cartoon.
DEBORAH: Can we at least agree on the protagonist’s motivation? He’s… he’s feeling lost, right? Like he doesn’t fit in?
CYNTHIA: Join the club, sister.
LEONARD: Perhaps his alienation stems from the fact that he’s the only one who can understand Bartholomew’s philosophical pronouncements. He’s trapped in a world of philistines who just see a… fish.
STANLEY: That’s too subtle! What if he’s being chased by a shadowy organization that wants to weaponize Bartholomew’s intellect? Think James Bond meets… Jacques Cousteau!
MARVIN: I’m starting to think Bartholomew should just swim away. End of movie. Everyone goes home.
DEBORAH: No, no, we need a resolution! A moment of catharsis! Maybe the protagonist finally accepts Bartholomew for who he is, Nietzschean tendencies and all.
CYNTHIA: Or maybe Bartholomew realizes the futility of philosophy and just wants a bigger tank.
LEONARD: But the intellectual journey! The exploration of free will versus determinism!
STANLEY: We can have a car chase! With the protagonist and Bartholomew – in a little water-filled contraption – being pursued by black helicopters!
(SFX: Clatter of typewriter increases, then stops abruptly)
MARVIN: I’ve got it. The protagonist is making himself a bagel. He’s feeling particularly angst-ridden. He puts it in the toaster oven…
DEBORAH: Okay…
MARVIN: …but he forgets to take out the foil-wrapped cream cheese he’d stashed inside for later.
(SFX: A loud, unexpected POP followed by a splattering sound)
LEONARD: What was that?!
STANLEY: Did the goldfish finally achieve sentience and detonate?
CYNTHIA: Sounds like reality intruding on our pathetic little drama.
(SFX: Muffled groans)
DEBORAH: Marvin, what happened?
MARVIN: (Deadpan) The existential crisis just got a little… messy. Seems my bagel experienced its own form of explosive disillusionment.
LEONARD: (Sighs dramatically) Even inanimate objects are rebelling against the absurdity of existence.
STANLEY: This is brilliant! We can incorporate this! The exploding bagel is a metaphor for… for… the sudden, chaotic nature of truth!
CYNTHIA: Or maybe it just means Marvin shouldn’t try to toast cream cheese.
DEBORAH: (Wearily) Can we please just go back to Bartholomew?
LEONARD: Perhaps the exploding bagel is Bartholomew’s subconscious cry for help! He’s overwhelmed by the weight of Nietzsche’s philosophy!
STANLEY: We need slow-motion footage of the bagel exploding! With dramatic music!
MARVIN: I just need a sponge.
JEFF (O.S.): And so it went. Five college students, trapped in the amber of their own intellectual pretension, wrestling with grand ideas and exploding breakfast foods. The screenplay, much like their futures, remained a nebulous, slightly sticky mess. But in that cramped dorm room, amidst the angst and the bagel shrapnel, they were, for a brief, fleeting moment, artists. Or at least, they smelled like they were trying to be.
(SCENE END)
WRYL – The Voice of the Great Up North
The Wit And Wisdom Of Horace B. Miesner

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
WRYL – The Voice of the Great Up North

Pastor Dzef takes you into a language adventure. Learn Polish and sing along with the Lupinska sisters at the Royal VFW. Use these words in your English conversations and eventually you will become bi-lingual. Practice along with the Royal community. Watch for upcoming Polish language summer camps, Polish story time at the Royal Library and the Kielbasa eating contest at the Lunch Box Cafe
In honor of Earth Day we are going to have a geography lesson and learn how to say a few country names in Polish
Polska (Poll skah) Poland
Niemcy (Nee em cee) Germany
Anglia (On glee ah) England
In future lessons we will learn more names of countries.
In upcoming lessons we will learn the building blocks of putting Polish sentences together.

Chapter 5: The Resurrection of the Wind
The discovery of the windmill manual ignited a spark of focused energy within Ethan. The aimless wandering and the gnawing unease of Royal receded, replaced by a singular, compelling objective. The towering structure in the backyard, once an enigmatic silhouette against the sky, now held the promise of understanding, perhaps even a means of escape.
For the next several days, Ethan’s world narrowed to the rusted metal frame of the windmill. Armed with the hedge cutter from the shed, he waged a relentless war against the tenacious vines and stubborn weeds that had choked the structure for years. He climbed rung by precarious rung, the wind whispering through the decaying metal, snipping and pulling at the tangled vegetation. The work was arduous, the sun beating down on his back, the sharp edges of the metal biting at his hands even through the gloves he’d found in the shed.
Ethan also put the toolbox to good use. He tightened loose bolts with the wrenches, the rusted metal protesting with a groan. He replaced crumbling nuts and bolts with the extra nuts and bolts from the peanut butter jars, each small repair a tangible victory against the relentless decay. Slowly, painstakingly, the skeletal frame began to feel more solid beneath his feet.
Finally, after days of sweat and effort, Ethan reached the pinnacle of the windmill. The view from the top was breathtaking, a panorama of the silent town and the surrounding wilderness stretching to the horizon. But his focus was not on the scenery. The blades, thick with matted vines, and the tail, equally obscured, were the last vestiges of the obstruction. With renewed vigor, he cleared them away, the hedge cutter making quick work of the remaining growth.
Ethan stood on the narrow platform, the wind whipping around him, and grabbed one of the massive metal blades. He pulled downwards, expecting the entire bonnet to pivot, to turn the blades into the wind. But nothing happened. A stubborn resistance held the mechanism fast. A wave of dejection washed over him, a familiar companion in Ethan’s often-frustrating life.
Ethan reached into his back pocket and pulled out the worn windmill manual. Its pages, brittle with age, held diagrams of intricate gearwork and chains. Ethan studied them intently, tracing the lines with a dirt-stained finger, then looked back into the shadowy head of the windmill. Something was clearly jammed within the complex machinery.
Climbing a few rungs higher, Ethan peered down into the heart of the mechanism. There, wedged between the large gears and a thick chain, was the culprit: a broken tree branch, its jagged edges firmly lodged. He would need to climb up to the very top of the frame and reach down to dislodge it.
The task was precarious. Balancing on the narrow metal rung, Ethan reached down, his fingers grasping the rough bark of the branch. It was stubbornly stuck, refusing to budge. He moved it back and forth, applying steady pressure, the rusted gears groaning in protest. Time seemed to stretch, each failed attempt fueling his frustration. But Ethan persisted, his muscles aching, his determination fueled by the days of effort already invested. Finally, with a loud crack, the branch yielded.
Suddenly, without warning, the massive blades began to turn. The wind, now unimpeded, caught their broad surfaces, and they started to rotate with surprising speed. Ethan instinctively ducked, narrowly avoiding the sweeping arc of the tail fin, which would have sent him plummeting to the ground far below.
Ethan descended a few feet, his heart pounding in his chest, and looked up. The windmill was alive. The blades spun in a steady rhythm, the gearwork and chains groaning and clicking as they translated the wind’s energy. A loud yell of pure, unadulterated happiness erupted from Ethan’s throat, echoing across the silent town.
Ethan climbed down the rest of the frame, his legs shaky with adrenaline and elation. He took a few steps back, his gaze fixed on the magnificent sight above. The windmill, in all its forgotten glory, had been resurrected, turning freely in the breeze.
Ethan pulled the manual from his back pocket once more. “Ok,” he muttered to himself, a new focus sharpening his gaze. “The windmill is working. What about the generator?”
Ethan looked at the small, dilapidated shack standing next to the base of the windmill. A shaft protruding from the base of the windmill frame entered the shack through the side wall. A thick electrical cable ran from the shack to the house. Ethan tried to open the door to the shack, but it was firmly stuck, swollen and warped with age.
Returning to the shed, Ethan located a sturdy crowbar amongst the tools. With a grunt of effort, he wedged the crowbar into the gap between the shack door and the frame and forced it open. A rush of stale, musty air billowed out, causing Ethan to step back, his nose wrinkling at the smell of decay and years of disuse.
Ethan cautiously entered the shack. Spiderwebs clung to every surface, and a thick layer of dust and grime coated the generator and the surrounding equipment. Ethan wiped away the debris, his eyes scanning the generator and then the windmill manual, but there was no information about its operation.
Ethan looked around the shack, his mind racing, searching for any clue. The windmill was turning, the gears meshing, but a copper spindle in the center of what looked like a giant horseshoe magnet remained stubbornly still. Then he saw it. A broken broom handle was wedged tightly between the copper spindle and the spinning gear chain of the windmill. The chain was a blur of motion, but the jammed broom handle prevented the spindle from turning.
Ethan walked over to the obstruction and gripped the splintered wood. It was wedged in tight. He pulled with all his strength, the muscles in his arms straining. The broom handle creaked and groaned, but refused to budge. He shifted his grip and pulled again, and with a sudden lurch, it came free.
The copper spindle instantly began to spin, a high-pitched whine filling the small shack. The force of the sudden movement threw Ethan back against the shack wall with a thud. He looked up, dazed, and saw a shower of sparks flying from the generator.
Ethan pushed himself up and cautiously approached a panel filled with dials and switches, wiping away the thick layer of dust. The needles on the dials were fluctuating wildly as the spindle spun faster. His eyes scanned the control panel, finally locating a large, clearly labeled “Power” switch. It was set to “Off.”
Could this be the main power switch for the house? The thought sent a jolt of both excitement and trepidation through him. Would the old wiring still work after all these years of abandonment? Or would there be a short circuit, a surge of uncontrolled electricity that could ignite the dry, aged wood of the house and send it up in flames?
Ethan closed his eyes, took a deep, steadying breath, and then, with a surge of nervous energy, he flipped the power switch to “On.”
More dials on the control panel jumped and steadied. Then, a small light bulb hanging from the shack ceiling flickered to life, glowing dimly at first, then growing brighter as the generator whirred with increasing power. A wide smile spread across Ethan’s face.
Later that evening, as the last rays of the setting sun painted the sky in hues of orange and purple, Ethan carefully unscrewed the light bulb from the stairway ceiling fixture in the house. He carried it into the living room and screwed it into the socket of the floor lamp. He plugged the lamp into a wall outlet, his heart pounding with anticipation, and flipped the switch.
The lamp glowed brightly, casting a warm, inviting light that illuminated the dusty living room. Ethan sat down on the couch, picking up a stack of old magazines he had found earlier, their pages filled with the ghosts of a bygone era. But his gaze kept returning to the lamp, to the steady, unwavering light. “Let there be light,” Ethan murmured, a sense of profound satisfaction washing over him. “And there was light.”
Ethan leaned back against the dusty cushions, a wave of exhaustion and a strange sense of accomplishment settling over him. Ethan thought back on the last several days – the struggle, the grime, the frustration, and finally, this small but significant victory. An accomplishment. It was a feeling so rare in his life that it felt almost foreign.
But as quickly as the warmth of accomplishment had spread through Ethan, it began to dissipate, replaced by a gnawing feeling of unease. His gaze drifted towards the empty doorway, towards the encroaching darkness outside. The light was a comfort, but it also highlighted his isolation. The reality of his situation crashed down on him, cold and stark. The windmill was working, the house had light, but a far more pressing concern now overshadowed his triumph.
Ethan was running out of food.
To be continued …
Wesolego Alleluja! – Happy Easter From Pastor Dzef and The Church Of Saint Helga

Niech radosc ze
Zmartwychwstania
Naszego Pana
Wypelni Twoj Wielkanocny czas
pieknem i spokojem
Wesolego Alleluja!
May the joy of
Our Lord’s Resurrection
Fill your Easter time with beauty and peace
Happy Easter!
This has been a public service announcement from WRYL
The Voice of the Great Up North