Happy National Hot Dog Day!

Dear Jadja,
My wife sleeps in the raw. Then she showers, brushes her teeth and fixes our breakfast — still in the buff. We’re newlyweds and there are just the two of us, so I suppose there’s really nothing wrong with it. What do you think?
Stanley

Dear Stanley,
It’s O.K. with me. But tell her to put on an apron when she’s frying bacon.
Jadja

This Halloween weekend Trick or Treat on down to the Royal Bijou for the classic horror comedy movie Spooks Run Wild. Come in costume and receive half off the admission price. Pastor Dzef and the staff at the Lunchbox Cafe have conjured up some fun treats to eat while you enjoy this cult classic. There will be Bobbing for Apples, Pin the tail on the Donkey and Ghost in the Graveyard games for the kids. Afterwards the kids can Trick or Treat down Main Street (No soaping windows please). End your day at the Royal VFW where Tommy Melk and the Melk Duds will haunt you with a ghoulish sing along and dance music for the young and young at heart.

A Spooktacular Evening For One And All!

Click the “Play” Button for a preview of the movie

WRYL is always interested in the thoughts, comments and opinions of the citizens of Royal both young and old. Today we are outside the entrance to Benjamin Franklin School asking grade school students “What scares you the most?”

James – What scares you the most?

“Werewolves”

Linda – What scares you the most?

“Sharks”

Michael – What scares you the most?

“The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death.”

Debra – What scares you the most?

“Michael”

WRYL – The Voice of the Great Up North

Let’s All Take A Moment And Be Thankful That

Spiders Don’t Fly!

This has been a public service announcement from WRYL
The Voice of the Great Up North

You asked for this and this weekend only at the Royal Bijou, one of the greatest musicals of all time. 42nd Street starring Warner Baxter, Bebe Daniels, George Brent, Ruby Keeler, Dick Powell and Ginger Rogers. With musical numbers staged and choreographed by Busby Berkeley. Treat yourself to an evening of music, dancing and romance.

WRYL would like to thank Katrina Wasski and the Ladies Fine Arts Club for presenting this timeless classic musical. On Saturday Katrina and the Ladies Fine Arts Club would like to invite everyone to the Royal VFW after the film for an evening of dance music provided by Tommie Melk and the Melk Duds. A light lunch will be provided by Pastor Dzef and the Lunchbox Cafe.

DON’T MISS IT!!!

Podcast 2 – Royal Theater Tonight

Once in a while we find something interesting in the archives here at WRYL. This classic clip is from the Ernie Kovacs Show. Ernie Kovacs was a comedian, actor and writer. His imagination was incredible. He was a master of sight gags and satire. He was also a lover of classical music. Here for your enjoyment is a clip from one of his television shows. This is a condensed version of the ballet Swan Lake by Tchaikovsky.

Enjoy!

From the WRYL Archives

Dear Jadja,
My husband and I have been married for almost 15 years. I know he loves me but I am afraid he loves his mother more. You can almost say my husband is a “Mama’s Boy”. He is always running errands for her or fixing things at her house. Recently he has started having his dinner there instead of with me and the children. I have confronted him about this several times and he does not see it as a problem. I tried to be patient and loving to him, but now every time we want to go out he brings his mom along. Once even on our 14th wedding anniversary his mom came along to dinner. I am surprised his mom is not sleeping in the same bed we are. My husband claims that his mom is lonely and he wants to make her last days as fun and happy and comfortable as possible. She is 58 years old and strong as a horse. I don’t see her last days coming any time soon. The other day I lost my patience. I asked him if I and his mother were both drowning, who would he save. He said his mom because he owes her his life. I am really upset about this.
What should I do?
Cathy Ann

Dear Cathy Ann,
Learn to swim.

This just in from the WRYL News Desk. The world is coming to an end at 9 pm this evening.

For this and other news, weather and sports information, tune in to the 10 pm Report on WRYL.

WRYL – The Voice of the Great Up North

Pastor Dzef takes you into a language adventure. Learn Polish and sing along with the Lupinska sisters at the Royal VFW. Use these words in your English conversations and eventually you will become bi-lingual. Practice along with the Royal community. Watch for upcoming Polish language summer camps, Polish story time at the Royal Library and the Kielbasa eating contest at the Lunch Box Cafe

Today’s Words: Tak and Nie

Tak (tahk) – Yes

Nie (nee yeh) – No

Examples:

Tak! I do like sauerkraut!

Nie. You may not take my daughter to the High School dance.